You *stay* in the room, and make sure *he* doesn't leave. Until you come and get him, we're not to enter the room.

Guards, make sure the prince doesn't leave this room until I come and get him. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chu.Īnd the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin.

Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.Īrmaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.Īnd Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. What do you mean? An African or European swallow? is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? I am not afraid.Īsk me the questions, bridgekeeper. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.Īsk me the questions, bridgekeeper. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.Stop. Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. We're living in a dictatorship! A self-perpetuating autocracy, in which the working classes. I thought we were an autonomous collective. There's some lovely filth over here.Didn't know we had a king. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. This 'speech' from Dennis got me wanting to become a lobbyist from an early age.

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